Rock Adoption Is Good For The Soul
Every Rock Deserves a Good Home
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Please fill out
Adoption Application
prior to ordering!
Failure to do so will result in
delays in our processing.
RockAdoption.com
is dedicated to only sending out rocks to
pre-qualified foster parents!
eAdoption:
U-Print and frame electronic
Certificate of Rock Adoption
emailed to your computer.
Also included will be any personal information
on your new family member so you can
get to know him/her. 
Cost: $2.00
eAdoption Deluxe:
Same as above
PLUS
You'll receive a digital photograph
of the actual rock you've adopted.
As an added bonus,
we'll ALSO include their *email address
so you can contact him/her.
There's no better way to express the joy
you're giving than to hear from your rock on occasion!
Want to let your rock know that you
might be in town visiting?
With this option, you'll be able to do just that!
Cost: $3.00
Standard Rock Adoption:
You'll receive a hard copy certified
certificate of adoption (suitable for framing),
all personal information regarding your rock
as well as
...are you ready???
We'll also ship the cute little bugger to your home.
He (or she) will be sent First Class,
delivered by an official government employee,
straight to your door!
For a very limited time,
we offer FREE SHIPPING USPS Ground
to continental USA residents!
That's a DEAL 'cause these guys aren't Light!
Average weight is between 2-3lbs!
No need to worry if your rock is sleeping
in a seedy alley,
shivering from the cold,
or scrounging through a dumpster
looking for a meal
if he's bundled up beside you!
Cost: $12.00
FREE S&H To Cont. U.S.A.
Same as a Standard Rock Adoption above,
but instead of a full grown rock,
You'll receive a Junior sized Rock
as opposed to our regular, large rock.
Smaller rocks need a home too!
Cost $8.50
Free S&H To Cont. U.S.A.
Deluxe Rock Adoption:
You'll get everything stated in the standard
rock adoption
PLUS,
your rock will come fully decked out
in all their glory. These premium rocks
tend to be a little "glamorous" than their
standard counterparts.
We have
HUNDERDS
of rocks that have everyday,
prosperous lives and work a steady job.
You'll never know what you'll get here,
but you're sure to be happy!
Cost: $15.00
FREE S&H to Cont U.S.A.
We accept Personal Checks,
Money Orders, Cash
or for fastest service,
use PayPal Buttons above!
Send Orders To:
Rock Adoption
M Bennett
14975 Old St Augustine Rd
Jacksonville Florida 32258
Thank You and remember....
Change the World...Adopt a Rock
It's Good For The Soul...
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