A couple of "special" rocks waiting for a new home

   If
you feel you are qualified to take on this
 tremendous responsability,
 please
 feel free to fill out the adoption application on
this page.
 
It will be carefully
 screened and reviewed
by our panel of stone faced experts.
Using a scientific logrythm calculation,
we will pair up the best fit for your circumstance.
 
If you meet our stringent qualifications...
and pay our nominal administrative fee*
you will be notified via email the details of your adoptive rock. 
   
   You will receive an official Certficate of Rock Adoption
(suitable for framing),
 giving you details of your new-found family member.
 This certificate will include personal information including age
(if known), name, sex, any known past medical history,
 and last known address  regarding your rock.
We will also include
 an official change of sur-name so your rock can proudly call itself "yours"!

*Fee's vary upon type of adoption requested.
 See Order Now Page for details